Are Straight Men Under Attack?

Henry

I am FREAKING OUT right now.

And you should be too.

Here's why...

I have a very close friend - for privacy, let's call him 'John'.

John is straight.

Straight as an arrow.

I mean, the guy is an ex-navy SEAL...

On top of that, there was nothing John enjoyed more than sleeping with a beautiful woman.

Now he's happily maried with 3 kids and a 4th on the way.

So last week, John invites me out for drinks.

On the phone, I could tell he was agitated - and apparently he had to talk to me about something.

So we met up.

And after his 3rd bourbon, he finally confessed...

"I messed around with another guy..."

I tried to keep a straight face, but it was pretty hard to contain my shock.

Then John told me what happened.

I'm paraphrasing a bit, but it went something like this...

JOHN: "You know I'm not gay, right? [I nodded reassuringly] But whatever this guy did to me... it didn't feel gay at all. In fact, to be honest, I kind of wanted it to happen. Like, I sort of initiated it myself..."

ME: "What??"

Now, for the record, I have nothing against gay men.

They are free to do whatever they want - with each other.

But when they start seduing happily married, heterosexual men, that's when I have to draw the line.

Plus, over and over, John kep saying that this guy used some sort of hypnosis on him...

And that "none of it fel gay at all".

So I did some digging, and found this video

Before you watch it, I need to warn you - it is absolutely SHOCKING.

Apparently, some kind of 'sleep with straight guys' movement has begun, and the men who are a part of it mean business...

As in, they are using invisible psychological tactics to try to 'flip' straight guys!

Even worse, whatever they're doing might actually work in some cases. (My friend is the unfortunate proof).

So, yeah...

I just wanted to warn you that something like this actually exists.

And, by the way - I do NOT recommend that you watch the video, because it's pretty much the craziest thing I've ever seen.

Then again, if somehow it helps you to defend against this outrageous voodoo witchcraft, then maybe it's worth watching.

Watch The Video Now

Henry

About The Author:

Henry is the brilliant mind behind popular, world-renowned podcast "Amateur Hour". They live in Chicago, the most disrespectful city in the world. You can follow them.

19 Comments

Raider52
I don't get it. If he's straight, then how can you convince him?
4 days ago
KidCurious
Basically, there's new scientific research that proves most "straight" men aren't really straight. A significant percentage of "straight" men are secretly curious about other men (but can't admit it due to cultural pressure). The video on the next page exposes this research, and shows you how to exploit it
4 days ago
Raider52
ha! This video is wild!
4 days ago
KidCurious
I know, right? F'n hilarious.
3 days ago
Sanlam7835
IS THIS REAL?? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL
5 days ago
JonDough1
It's real.
5 days ago
Forrest48
How invisible is the "trick"? I need to keep things quiet...
1 week ago
1NationUnderJohn
I just learned it, and it's pretty discreet. In fact, I can't figure out how someone could defend against it.
1 week ago
JFGH33
totally agree 1nationunderJohn. How can he defend against his own instincts?? (suppressed or not)
4 days ago
HartOfGold
OMG THIS IS CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY
1 week ago
BinAroundTheBlock
I am 62 years old. Hoping this works for older men.
1 week ago
Charlie58
I'm 59, and it's worked brilliantly for me so far. Have at it, mate.
3 days ago
LoneRanger1956
Ok, I just want to say that the trick in the video is actually pretty good. Well dome! :).
5 days ago
JesseJames7
I'm straight, and something like this would never work on me.
2 weeks ago
KidCurious
Oh please. I was suckin you off LAST NIGHT!
2 weeks ago
JesseJames7
please, you wish!!!!
2 weeks ago
KidCurious
You're right. I do wish. Let's make it happen.
2 weeks ago
DrDaveyboy
Well, the science looks legit. Let's see how the actual trick works..
2 weeks ago
Fernando60
Don't act like you're a real doctor ;).
2 weeks ago
DrDaveyboy
I have to. My patients would freak out otherwise..
2 weeks ago
Fernando60
mmm nice. Would you give me a spongebath?
2 weeks ago
DrDaveyboy
Nurses give spongebaths. But exceptions can be made.
2 weeks ago
WalterM76
I've been waiting for something like this my whole life.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think all of us have.
2 weeks ago
SkilledNoob
I know exactly who I'm going to use this on :D
3 weeks ago
NoDramaPleez
At first, I thought this was some stupid, BS gimmick, but you know what? I am legitimately impressed at how intelligent the trick is. Well done!!
3 weeks ago

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